What the Heck am I?

wait what am I supposed to do with this

it should be coherent and understandable

what

keyword: should

idk just try to find the one that suits me the best

Blue apple

Light green? Idk I've never met you

what are these options?
we got waxed lightly weathered cut copper stairs, slugcats, and sans. wild options

w a x e d l i g h t l y w e a t h e r e d c u t c o p p e r s t a i r s

w a x e d l i g h t l y w e a t h e r e d c u t c o p p e r s t a i r s

i am aussie ping because i am aussie
i sometimes get upwards of 50 000 ping
i wish i was joking