Ask zap any question and I will respond in character

@zap, i am green

"How do you do that??"

For the sake of argument, hypothetically.
You're .5 inches in Dot, Shot is 6 inches inside of you, Dob is watching from the cuck chair. Do you go forwards or backwards to get out?

Im gonna break character,

What the fu​ck

do you like uh.... um....
sandwich?

"Sure."

"Sandvich" -heavy tf2

(Congrats you got me to break character)

I WON!!!

can i steal yoy bawls

"What."

(Explanation: male ASCII-oids don't have nuts in the traditional sense but they do have a different kinda storage)

storage 😭😭😭

storage is killing me 😭

Why was 10 traumatized

"Why?"

Because 10 was between 9 and 11

"Whats 9/11?"

why was 6 afraid of 7

*insert the meme where parappa says 67*

are?

"indeed"

ass or tits

"The word ass is a thing but what the hell is an ass and what the hell are tits"

(Explanation for this answer, ASCII-oids exhale their waste and also theyre not mammals)

who the f**k it zap?

"Do you have ANY idea who I am?"

The joke is that zap sounds like scout from tf2

Thighs or breasts

"Uh."

Damn 😔 personally, thighs

do you know how to make grilled cheese

"I burnt cereal once. Pretty cool"

Hear me out

"Oh hell nah this bitch ugly and crazy!"

Imma smash with your permission

Bro is not angel_dust

Please do

What does that mean vro

most obvious “no” in the history of “no”s

Damnit

can you be f**kin ballin

"HELL YEAH!"

opinion on cheese?

"Pretty good"