Drake Hotline Bling

He's a racist pedophile and a convicted felon who smears orange glop all over his face every day, throws a tantrum whenever anybody criticizes him, has openly sexualized his own daughter, and cries like a baby when he doesn't get a Nobel peace prize that he doesn't deserve. There's no shortage of jokes to be made about that disgusting traitorous slob.

Trump got Hamas to agree to a ceasefire with Israel. He earned the Nobel Peace Prize. Russiagate was a hoax based on a fake dossier and the only other evidence against Trump were confessions coerced by the FBI. End of story. Trump's conviction was a show trial that would've been overturned on appeal if he didn't win reelection. Mass deportation of people who shouldn't be in this country and securin' the border ain't racist. Don't pretend like you wouldn't be quick to anger if the Media spent years goin' after you. If Trump was in the Epstein Files, Democrats would've released it when Biden was in office.

Comedy is quality, not quantity. Trump jokes ain't funny because they all have the same punchline.

He didn't earn a Nobel peace prize, he demanded one

Russia did interfere with the 2016 election to try to help pedotrump win because he's a Russian asset

He has a long history of saying racist things, and his administration fought in court for the ability to target people based on their skin color. That is racist.

If I was a disgusting piece of trash like him and the media kept going after me, then they would have a reason for doing it

If he's not in the files, which he is, why doesn't he release them? And how come it went from the files being on bondis desk to suddenly not even existing? You're being lied to and you don't even care.

It's not the same punchline because with him it's always something new to make fun of

1. Yes, he did earn it. Trump got Hamas to agree to a ceasefire. How does that not deserve the Nobel Peace Prize?
2. The Steele Dossier was a forgery and the confessions were coerced by the FBI, so no, Russia didn't interfere with the 2016 Election.
3. Trump created Opportunity Zones in African American neighborhoods and pardoned people who were African American. A racist wouldn't do either of those things.
4. You've clearly never heard of media bias or smear campaigns.
5. If Trump was in the Epstein Files, the Democrats would've released them when Biden was in the White House because they would gladly use anythin' they could against Trump.
6. Trump ordered Pam Bondi release the Epstein Files. The Grand Jury said no to her request.
7. If the punchline of every joke is Trump bad, it's literally the same punchline.