KILL!!!

clanker deciding to mark this nsfw

Ceremonial Dagger is a Joker that, at the beginning of each round, will destroy the Joker immediately to its right, and gain Mult equal to twice the destroyed card's Sell value. If it is the rightmost Joker, it will not destroy anything. If the Joker to the right of it is Eternal, the Eternal joker will not be destroyed and no Mult will be added to the total.

I met a girl at work
She came into work and was talking with me, and I randomly blurted out "so do you play games?" and she said "ah.. nahh not really"

So the madness joker inside me told me 'say it, Narso, tell her'. So I couldn't resist and I said 'I play rogue-like games, do you want to see?' She reluctantly said 'oh yeah sure I guess', so I quickly found a Perkeo Baron Mime naninf 5 hour run that I uploaded months ago, and she watched in horror.

Afterwards she was silent and said 'oh cool..!' and I didn't know what to say so I said 'yeah so that's me. Anyway I'll see you next week' and then I left work early to avoid having to explain myself

Hopefully by next time I see her she will have forgotten about my awkwardness completely