I should've made the text red and white/white and red.

I would

Nice. What would both sides be?

Ok I don't know anything about ENA but let me try
One side would be an absolute cornball who is also a very big nerd, always cares for others
The other would be a peak ragebaiter who feeds off of the rage of others.
The cornball cannot control what the ragebaiter says or does and tries to coverup everything he says

I think that works.