WELCOME TO THE UNDERGROUND! HOW WAS THE AUTUMN? IF YOU WANT TO LOOK AROUND, CALL! I'M IN THE THICK OF THINGS, EVERYONE KNOWS THEY KNOW – GET OUT! IT'S SO SAD THAT STEVE JOBS DIED OF LIGMA. WHO THE HELL IS STEVE JOBS? LIGMA STOOGES! WE DON'T SEE ASSHOLES VERY OFTEN. PAPYRUS, IT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN, BRO! WHERE THERE IS SMOKE, THERE THEY SWALLOW. THE COUNCIL REMEMBERS... DO YOU WANT TO TAKE A BREAK FROM ADVERTISING? LONG LIVE OUR SOVIET MOTHERLAND! BUILT BY THE MIGHTY HAND OF THE PEOPLE! LONG LIVE OUR PEOPLE, UNITED AND FREE! STRONG IN OUR FRIENDSHIP, TESTED BY FIRE! LET OUR CRIMSON FLAG INSPIRE! SHINES IN GLORY FOR ALL! THE BOY SOLJA DIED IN THE VIETNAM WAR.