on a side note, id like to talk to you about todays sponsor, raid shadow legends

tell me why we gotta wake tf up at 4:30 in the morning to get ready for literally social anxiety, exhaustion, confusion, understanding of very helpful concepts and a piece of paper that says "you survived what is literally one of the most archaic systems that still stands in the present day"

i mean we start school at 9
so its not like we start early
but yeah. it sucks.

okay??? bro I stayed up until 3 am last night and couldn't go to sleep so I had to drink tea. I *never* need caffeine.

oh wow thats horrible

ask me about the headache it gave me
luckily i got home and was able to nap it off

okay well at least thats good
headaches are hell because you cant think straight

I know right

i have just had a headache for 2 days straight and its a miracle i got any schoolwork done at all

I'm sorry

lIts a lot better now

that's good

Ikr 💔
I hate the learning but friends make it fun

true

title:
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nah jk
im sponsored by ransack blocked light myths

not sure if thats any better... (bc ive never heard of it)

nah it was just a snynonym name
raid (ransack) shadow (blocked light) legends (myths)

pillage shade something

ah yes
my favourite game

i hate pillage shade something

bro its the best game for uhh
pillaging something... shade, maybe?

and i hate it for that. like. why would you pillage shade? plus, its not even about pillaging anything. its a frickin tt team fighter. i hate it.

fair
but like i love pilaging shade because summer is hot as hel and i need all the shade i can get

like, just, rotate the earth?

how am i meant to rotate the earth

idk. jump? it rotates a tiny bit. do a china and make a dam to slow the rotation of earth.

beter idea to create shade: extinguish the sun

or,like,dont. it hurts a lot. although i dont mind eternal winter. this isnt considered winter anymore.

fine. nuclear winter then.

and have nuclear fallout? no shade for you if you arnt alive.

ok what about nuclear autumn

you have two options. nukes or no nukes.

hmm
on second thought
no nukes

thats what i thought... yeah. just make a big solar farm above where you live.

good idea

less sun and more power!