GETS WARNED BY GSA TO TURN IN HIS MONTHS DELINQUENT CAR OR ELSE WHICH IS WEIRD BECAUSE HE'S ONLY BEEN DRIVING THE CHARCOAL GREY MINIVAN. THE NEW RECRUITING SGT MAJOR TELLS HIM THE VAN IS ONLY FOR THE ACTIVE DUTY RECRUITERS TEAM AND HE HAS HIS OWN SEPARATE ACCOUNT AND CAR AND HE SHOULD HAVE BEEN ALLOWED TO VISIT SCHOOLS BY HIMSELF THE WHOLE 3 YEARS. TURNED OUT THE COMPANY 1SGT (THAT HAD TOLD HIM HE THOUGHT HE WAS BLACK... FYI - NOT EVERY BODY BLACK IS DARK) HAD HIS CAR THE WHOLE TIME BECAUSE IT WAS A POV LANE FRIENDLY BRIGHT RED CAVALIER AND MOST RECRUITERS DROVE CARS HOME OR TO NEARBY BASES AND FORTS AND POSTS PER NEW RECRUITING POLICY BECAUSE OF FIREBOMBS ON CARS. FIX THE MILITARY ONE @$$HOLE AT A TIME. GO TEAM TRUMP.
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