DINKA-LOO, DINKA-LEE; DR. IAN ROBERTS IS WHO I BE; DINKA-LEE, DINKA-LOO; DR. ROBERTS IN THE COUNTRY ILLEGALLY TOO! HEY! WE'RE LOOKING FOR A NEW SUPERINTENDENT. SUPERINTENDENT?! DR. ROBERTS WILL BE YOUR NEW SUPERINTENDENT! DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO MIGHT BE A GOOD FIT FOR THE JOB? UH... OK... WHAT QUALIFICATIONS DO YOU HAVE? QUALIFICATIONS?! DR. ROBERTS GOT ALL KINDS OF QUALIFICATIONS! LIKE WHAT? ARE YOU CALLING DR. ROBERTS A LIAR? NO! NOT AT ALL SIR! DR. ROBERTS SAID HE GOT YEARS OF EDUCATIONAL EXPERIENCE; OH... ALRIGHT... I GUESS YOU'RE HIRED THEN; DR. ROBERTS GREATLY APPRECIATE IT! ICE! YOU'VE ARRIVED JUST IN TIME TO MEET OUR NEW DISTINGUISHED SUPERINTENDENT OF DES MOINES PUBLIC SCHOOLS! DEPORTATION ORDERS; UHH... RADDA RADDA? NO, THIS IS A DISTINGUISHED EDUCATOR WITH DECADES OF EXPERIENCE IN SCHOOL DISTRICTS ACROSS THE COUNTRY; Dr. Roberts' impressive credentials; (PRIVATE); DR. ROBERTS SO FLY WITH HIS DOCTORATE FROM MORGAN STATE UNIVERSITY! RADDA RADDA! RADDDAA! Overstayed student visa from the 90's. Illegal alien in possession of firearms. Not authorized to work in the United States. Illegally registered to vote in Maryland. No doctorate. Threatening Baltimore City teachers to change students' grades. OH! SO YOU THINK YOU CAN SEND DR. ROBERTS BACK TO GUYANA!