Sorry this was so long, it was a lot to type too...

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unfathomably peak

I'm atually good at making Spamton dialogue, but holy [[Big Shot]] this is peak

I'M ACTUALLY GOOD AT [COOKING] UP SPAMTON DIALOGUE, BUT HOLY [[ pipis ]] THIS IS [ULTIMATE DEAL] .

HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY COOKING SHOW
TODAY WE ARE GOING TO MAKE LINGUINE-
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well that didn't go as planned-

AWWWEE AWWW THIS IS SO SWEET AWWE

Creen to Spamton: