Gee Lois, i dunno.

LMAFO

D,B,D,D,A

1 c
2 c
3 d
4 d
5 a

c
c
d
d
a

what if I wanna be a zombie tho
it would be so awesome

anyways I'm just taking the chainsaw and leaving

Chainsaws suck ass. Those f**king things will f**king explode if you hit the ground with it. Just try killing someone with it. The chain will just come apart , then you're f**ked.

but it looks cool..

It does look pretty badass, but I would use it as a last resort.

Which would you say is better? A bat or a machete?

Both have their pros and cons. A machete would work better against people because human's will die if they lose too much blood. If you try hitting a zombie with one, it will probably just get stuck in the bone, and you have to get to the brain. A bat can crush a zombie's head, but it would be extremely hard to do that to a living human's skull.

Either could work. (This is assuming that they are TWD type zombies)

Ah damn, I was only focused on the zombies, I completely forget there'd be raiders.

every thought of practicality?

wdym

20lbs/9 kg to swing is not easy
and a basic sword is around 2 to 4 pounds

Being a weak, slow shambling corpse that's easy to take down without big number does not sound awesome. That's basically like being the basic enemy (Goomba) in a game.

no but like
im lazy as hell
ion even have to walk n shi if I don't wanna
and plus I could just lock myself in a room with spiders (arachnophobia) and broccoli if I was dangerous

Primary: D, I am NOT getting close to a zombie but if I do, then they know I'm here and I need to put lots of lead into the air
Secondary: D, pick them off from range
Melee: C, quiet and useful for other things as well
Vehicle: D, I hope zombies can't swim

Gadget: C

I'd have chosen a bat, but I'm more slasher-type.

1: C
2: D
3: D
4: D
5: A

D
C
D
C
A

d b b d c

Uhhhhhhhh... a,c,d,d,b

Sorry, I just don't know the names of guns.