DEM SENATOR JOHN FETTERMAN CITES STUDY SHOWING THE VAST MAJORITY OF POLITICAL VIOLENCE THIS YEAR HAS BEEN LEFTWING. WE ASKED A TYPICALLY PEACE LOVING LEFTIST WHAT HE OR SHE OR IT THINKS ABOUT THAT ANNOUNCEMENT. KEEP WATCHING OVER YOUR SHOULDER FETTERMAN, BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO MOUNT YOUR BALD HEAD OVER OUR MANTLEPIECE SOME DAY!
