Welp, have fun being tired after not sleeping enough (jk, energy drinks are bad for your heart, but I don't want to live past 60 because old age sucks, so I don't care.)
Well, an honorary electrical engineer. I'm 15, so not officially, but I do all the electrical work for my parents. I also inhaled car battery and lithium battery fumes.
HAS CALCULATED THE EXACT CAFFEIN-TO-COST RATIO OF EACH ENERGY DRINK AND BUYS THE MOST COST EFFECTIVE ONE; HAS A STOCKPILE OF OLD ENERGY DRINKS BANNED BY THE FDA DUE TO HEART ATTACK RISK; HAS FORMULATED HER OWN BRAND OF ENERGY DRINK; DRINKS UZI'S BRAND OF ENERGY DRINK