Heaven forfend Dear Leader might actually have to *GASP!!* get a little exercise...

So Dear Leader's pushing a "the U.N. was picking on poor li'l me" narrative over the escalator, teleprompter incident... Problem is U.N. headquarters is highly video-surveilled with over 1,400 cameras running 24/7... meaning that, given stairs and escalators represent a natural ingress/egress choke point requiring multiple observation nodes, whomever stopped the escalator was almost certainly caught on video doing it. Additionally, according to reports, it was White House personnel operating the teleprompters and Trump's proven he's absolutely not above lying to the entire world to play the victim card.