This is made up, but its kinda realistic

Last time I got a timer? Mod didn't give a reason why. Just the standard "your ability to comment has been disabled by a mod"
If I don't receive one within two weeks? I'm living large.
Usual the reason is for "insulting".
Insulting? That's every other comment you receive from maga.
Little Trump mods. Play in their sandbox at your own risk.

Heh. I've only gotten timered once there (I think), but it was for telling someone that the statistic he was getting wrong was fifth grade math. Apparently that's hate speech now.

Not shocked atp