I'm not cutting my hair :)

yes I'm male no I'm not emo yes my forehead is a pimple palace no I'm not in a comic shop yes I have eyes

Hair reveal also every surfers haircut be like:

what dude I ain't no surfer bra!

Bro you have it BRUAH

what?

Do you eat moss?

maybe

btw toby made a game abt you

what it called?

deltarune
also known as moss eating simulator, potassium simulator, divorce simulator and defeat a biblically accurate angel simulator

my life in a speedrun

oh, and sans boned your mom

in my deltarune universe my moms dead

i meant your current mother figure

my step mother?

ye

ok cuz in real life my moms dead

oh god sry abt that
i forgot

Is your name perhaps "Kris"?

no it's Alex

Have you ever considered opening a dark world?

Yes *it's still Alex but on alt*

Do you have a friend named Susie?

Sure

Kris ahh harcut