I got files unblocked on my phone! I can post anything! Chaos, chaos!

Honestly peakest joke ive seen in any of these textboxes

I don't get it

Lesbian sounds like lebanese

ohhh that made me think of something
If a man's a lesbian, he's straight. But if a womans gay, they're not *clips through wall*

Where’s old zealand

Sense makes

Lol