The floof is too much for her (she's cuddling it you dirty minded mf's)

people will take this WAY outta context
just warning ya

...

Oh.

Oh no.

yeah
here before the fire

MOBILE SUIT GUNDAM MENTIONED

zoophilia

No

She's just cuddling her 6 foot tall eevee

:3

Still waiting for mods to see the flag and change the title

SERIOUSLY

DID THEY EVEN READ IT

THEY JUST TAGGED IT NSFW

She's cuddling it

BOIIIIII 💈 this barber shop is so TUFF 💪 it defies physics 🧠🔮. I walked in asking for a low taper ✂️ and Adrian hit me with “that’ll be more than a quarter 🪙.” I said “HUH 🤨?” and Speed 🏃💨 popped out the back talking about mango 🥭 mustard 🌭 combos and explained the whole friend group like it was lore from a multiverse 🌌📜.

Then Kai Cenat 🧍‍♂️💥 gooned on my ahh 6-7 times 🔁 while yelling “SYBAU 📢” and told me to tralalero tralala 🎶 if I kept PMOing 😤. I said “nah fam, I got X-ray vision 👁️🔍,” and caught Adrian’s grippers 🐾 mid-fade. He said “your cat 🐱 was like oh no no no 🚫” and moonwalked 🕺 to the mustard dispenser 🟡 like it was a TED Talk 🎤.

Crowd started jelking 🕴️ and gooning 🤪 like it was a ritual 🔮🕯️. I paid a quarter 🪙 and left with a haircut 💇‍♂️ that made me ascend 🚀✨.

Rating: 6/7 🧾 bc tspmo and my dawg 🐶 got the effoc fade 🔥.

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btw people with think the eevee is giving backshots

I figured that out.

I flagged it to ask mods to add to the title "she's cuddling it you dirty minded mf's" in parentheses

me n who