BOIIIIII ๐ this barber shop is so TUFF ๐ช it defies physics ๐ง ๐ฎ. I walked in asking for a low taper โ๏ธ and Adrian hit me with โthatโll be more than a quarter ๐ช.โ I said โHUH ๐คจ?โ and Speed ๐๐จ popped out the back talking about mango ๐ฅญ mustard ๐ญ combos and explained the whole friend group like it was lore from a multiverse ๐๐.
Then Kai Cenat ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฅ gooned on my ahh 6-7 times ๐ while yelling โSYBAU ๐ขโ and told me to tralalero tralala ๐ถ if I kept PMOing ๐ค. I said โnah fam, I got X-ray vision ๐๏ธ๐,โ and caught Adrianโs grippers ๐พ mid-fade. He said โyour cat ๐ฑ was like oh no no no ๐ซโ and moonwalked ๐บ to the mustard dispenser ๐ก like it was a TED Talk ๐ค.
Crowd started jelking ๐ด๏ธ and gooning ๐คช like it was a ritual ๐ฎ๐ฏ๏ธ. I paid a quarter ๐ช and left with a haircut ๐โโ๏ธ that made me ascend ๐โจ.
Rating: 6/7 ๐งพ bc tspmo and my dawg ๐ถ got the effoc fade ๐ฅ.