my balls itch

Yayyyyy
Dec:

i was born dec

I wish i was born in september

I am loser

August ain‘t too bad

LFAFOAAFAFMFAOFAO

THE CAT IS A CENTURY OLD WHAT THE F**K

uh so

what
explain it to me doc

wdym the cat is a century old so?

how I wish I was born in November

craz

October

f**k

SEPTEMBER HELL YEA

imma get that 16 inches of venom 👅
-november

may:

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awh
i dont wanna do that

well too bad thats how the rules work everyone in may must die even if youre born at may 31 11:59.99 pm

hypothetically what if I just didn't feel like it

14 bolts of lightning will strike you and then a volcano will form below you

thats not so bad actually

or you get infected by that one virus that turns you into a zombie

Guess what bitch RAUGH.

oh my god

LETS GOOOOO I GOT MARCH

arent you female

doesnt matter :P i still got it