trust me the voices in my head are eagerly waiting to mock you

Orange man bad and america sucks yeah we get it yakko

are you saying Donald Rump IS the nickname

yes

i feel like that's
been used before

ive never heard anyone else say it

its funny because rump sounds like trump and rump means ass

you want to kiss cheeto ass?

no

he totally does

Wait

Theres a game from 2016 called protect the president or smth
You are literally trumps bodyguard and have 2 save him from getting shot but the game has to avoid copyright issues so they call him donald rump in the game

It’s defamation issues not copyright issues
Why the hell would they copyright the president’s name
Imagine media not being able to refer to the president by his actual name

Idfk and tbh idc that much its not that deep

couldn’t they have just said mr president or something

ig if they wanna be lame