"The belief that God sacrificed God to save God's creation from God"
Salvation is from sin. God does not actively will that people go to hell but allows them to freely choose Him or not. The unrepentant damn themselves.
"God cannot relate to the things God created"
The entire life of Jesus Christ is precisely presented in the Christian faith as God Himself living as a human being and relating to the lives of people around Him. God in Christianity is by definition infinite, transcendent, and therefore omniscient, and thus He understands each person's thoughts and motives.
"God gets angry at his own creation for being exactly the way God created them"
God did not create man as corrupt or sinful. Because God created humans as free moral agents, they choose sin on their own.