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its crazy | ITS ALMOST FUNNY HOW MANY TIMES I ALMOST DIED. I WAS ALMOST BORN TOO EARLY (I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SEPTEMBER BABY BUT I BECAME AN AUGUST BABY). WHEN I WAS BORN I NEARLY WAS STRANGGLE BY THE CORD. AND THEN 4 SUICIDE ATTEMPTS. I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD YET LOL | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
54 views • 5 upvotes • Made by tanjiros.wife 4 weeks ago in anything-idk
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morphine.
1 up, 4w,
1 reply
Holy shit, yk i was also almost strangled by my umbilical cord too
tanjiros.wife M
1 up, 4w
damn
Acid_Freak
0 ups, 4w,
1 reply
My sister supposedly wasn't breathing after she was born and even turned blue.

I forget why exactly.
Fall_Out_Boy
0 ups, 4w
Huh... The same thing happened to me
Fall_Out_Boy
0 ups, 4w,
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When I was born apparently I was blue and not breathing and my shoulders were all messed up... Also I almost died WAY too many times... Car accidents, almost drowning, almost cutting live wires with a knife.. And more....
tanjiros.wife M
0 ups, 4w
damn
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ITS ALMOST FUNNY HOW MANY TIMES I ALMOST DIED. I WAS ALMOST BORN TOO EARLY (I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SEPTEMBER BABY BUT I BECAME AN AUGUST BABY). WHEN I WAS BORN I NEARLY WAS STRANGGLE BY THE CORD. AND THEN 4 SUICIDE ATTEMPTS. I DON'T KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD YET LOL