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Was the person who hit you driving after a beer, and possibly thought you were a deer? /j

But /srs that sucks.

Ya... They weren't looking and luckily only bumped me, but now I have to walk because I DESPISE busses

Can you still move it move it ( which I mean by can you still move your legs?)

yea my bike is the only thing that got hit really, my leg got hit but I literally biked home (almost fainting of exhuastion becuase of messed up tire)

I'll see if anything comes up tomorrow but I didn't even fall over bruhmao

Bro can stop The King's Chariot

well they were going 2kmph (maybe a bit more) and turning soo not really becuase the kings chariot goes 100 mph so yea

True

but WITH SHEER ADRENALINE AND A BIT OF CINNAMON I'D WIN *starts snorting cinnamon like crack*

What the fu-

not the real stuff?

I actually did that with dried apples with cinnamon on them. All the cinnamon on the bottom came out so my brain went *sniff it SNIFF IT NOW! LIKE CRACK flowey_luagh.mp3*

You need help

I DID IT ONCE (I stayed up too late on imgflip that day too. But it was a school day... at school... in ELA)

I felt minorly crazy at home

Driving in my truck right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this f**k
​With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!

Beer is on the seat
Blood is on the grass
Won't admit defeat
With cops right up my ass
You may have a fleet
But still I'm driving fast
I'll never be passed

I just saved the world
From the darkest founts
Killed a little girl
Better for the town
Gave this truck a whirl
Heavy is my crown
But I won't go down!

Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
Seven beers are all I need
Try, just try, but I will lead!
I bet that you're peeing your pants

Drive, drive, drive, but I'll still speed!
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
Some more to proceed!

Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
Seven beers are all I need
Try, just try, but I will lead!
I bet that you're peeing your pants

Drive, drive, drive, but I'll still speed!
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
Some more to proceed!

Shit, did my dumbass just really hit a tree?
Now I get up on my feet, and try to flee
But I can't run, was it maybe all that weed?
If I speak to them, maybe I'll be free!
But they've got guns, what happens when they see my weed?
Did I really just rhyme weed with weed?

Alright, listen
I can't be arrested
I'm like the mountain king or some shit
In another universe
And that deer has some powers!!!
I'm doing this world a favor

Please
Don't lock me up

I just saved the world
My thanks is thirty years to life
For that girl to be alive
And me to miss my wife

Can't be in a cage
All my flowers gonna die
I've got a growing boy to raise
I need her butterscotch pie

Imma start hiding, see?
I can only cry and mope
There'll be a friend inside of me
If I drop the f**king soap

I just wanna go home
Wish I hadn't gotten stoned
Now I'm stuck behind bars
While my wife is getting boned!

K dot
I'll miss you
Go seal that dark fountain

Also
F**k Sans
And his convenience store

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/j
That sucks

ya I have to walk now because I DESPISE going on the bus

Sorry bro you should Know that the king's Chariot cannot be stopped (/j that really sucks, i hope you're well now)

I was completly fine. my bike is mostly fine but I need a new front tire

Driving in my truck right after a beer
Hey, that bump is shaped like a deer
DUI?
How about you die?
I'll go a hundred miles
An hour!

Little do you know, I filled up on gas
Imma get your fountain-making ass
Pulverize this f**k
​With my Bergentrück
It seems you're out of luck!
TRUCK!

Beer is on the seat
Blood is on the grass
Won't admit defeat
With cops right up my ass
You may have a fleet
But still I'm driving fast
I'll never be passed

I just saved the world
From the darkest founts
Killed a little boy
Better for the town
Gave this truck a whirl
Heavy is my crown
But I won't go down!

Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
Seven beers are all I need
Try, just try, but I will lead!
I bet that you're peeing your pants

Drive, drive, drive, but I'll still speed!
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
Some more to proceed!

Drive, drive, drive, but I am speed!
Seven beers are all I need
Try, just try, but I will lead!
I bet that you're peeing your pants

Drive, drive, drive, but I'll still speed!
Seven beers, a pinch of weed
Have fried, fried, fried my brain, I need
Some more to proceed!

Shit, did my dumbass just really hit a tree?
Now I get up on my feet, and try to flee
But I can't run, was it maybe all that weed?
If I speak to them, maybe I'll be free!
But they've got guns, what happens when they see my weed?
Did I really just rhyme weed with weed?

Alright, listen
I can't be arrested
I'm like the mountain king or some shit
In another universe
And that deer has some powers!!!
I'm doing this world a favor

Please
Don't lock me up

I just saved the world
My thanks is thirty years to life
For that boy to be alive
And me to miss my wife

Can't be in a cage
All my flowers gonna die
I've got a growing boy to raise
I need her butterscotch pie

Imma start hiding, see?
I can only cry and mope
There'll be a friend inside of me
If I drop the f**king soap

I just wanna go home
Wish I hadn't gotten stoned
Now I'm stuck behind bars
While my wife is getting boned!

K dot
I'll miss you
Go seal that dark fountain

Also
F**k Sans
And his convenience store

So I was on my way to school and I was riding my bike across the crosswalk, a car started turning, I turned the opposite way and got bumped. I'm fine but my front tire is messed up af.

Don't you die on me! You're not going to isakai without me!

/j But seriously don't die

bro I took [0 damage] but my bike took [that's a lotta damage] (only front tire is wrecked)

*rouxls kaard luagh* gyeh-hah-ha THOUST FOOLS! THOU THINK A TRUCKETH WILL BEETETH ME!!!

The truck can be stopped!

yea, also I'm currently drawing flats creen for dragon

Nice

You mean a tv?

check dragons profile, page 2

Hunter x Hunter?

no the tv with thicc legs and smol head

I see what you mean about the TV ... Why did you made it sound like a fetish

the comments on the first post of him with legs lmao. everyone said he was thicc

Yes

have you seen my rough draft of him (2nd most recent post)

Yes

so you saw the post asking for art of flats creen?

Sounds a fetish

did you press sort by latest?

/j on the Star wars joke

oh great heavens.

My front tires f**ked but I'm absolutetly

fine