Would you press the button?

eh sure

can i move? or would i just be completely inanimate?

be thankful you aren't gonna be used for goofing

So, sentient but I can't move? Like, i'd be screwed if nobody was around to hear me?

likely

dang, i'd still take the deal. on the off chance I was turned, I could hopefully have someone nearby to carry me around. at least I could use it to my advantage and do some sort of ventriloquist act to make tons of cash.

no