watch out for da dog

Behind you

Smash

Itd a joke

it's not the dog or the cat, it's the 18-wheeler heading in your general direction

Driving in my car right after a beer!

HEY THAT BUMP LOOKS JUST LIKE A DEER

DUI How about you die

I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR

LITTLE DID YOU KNOW IM FILLED UP ON GAS

IMMA GET YOUR FOUNTAIN LOOKIN ASS

lil cutie pie, awwwwwwwww

knife dog

huh.

Oh! Thanks for letting me know about the untrustworthy nature of the feline as well.

I have pet ants at home

what's this template's name?

"mine"

Watch out for birds too