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“When you say that, darling,
that’s fake news. Listen. Be
quiet. Listen. You don’t listen.
You never listen. That’s why
you’re second-rate. We’re not
going to war.”; -Donald J. Trump being a
pissy li'l byotch at a presser
over reporter asking a wholly
relevant question concerning
the reasonably inferred threat
of the U.S. military waging
open war against the citizens
of Chicago in light of his
“Chipocalypse Now” social
media post.