That's about as dumb as it gets... but still not enough to distract from the Epstein problem.

"This is a photograph of the alien from the movie 'Alien.'; "This is what you could end up looking like if you eat some of the raw frozen shrimp being sent to the United States by other countries. If you eat it, how could you end up looking like the alien in the Alien? Because the shrimp was radioactive."; You know how you get people that stupid holding office? Poorly educated voters.