Reposting ts

I can choose the side effect

UNLIMITED GARLIC BREAD

Nice try, you get cancer

No
I was the first reply

Loop holes are banned, should have read the fine print on one of my images

Nuh uh

Fine prints are fine prints

Hyh nuh

invisibility

You can't stop farting

i want you to hurt yourself

😔

Why?

you get hit by a car after each usage (guaranteed hit)

Roll an Uber/legend rare every time I use a rare ticket

You can't get rare tickets

I can do anything and [deleted] can pick the side effect

You can't play Garry's Mod anymore

F**k you

Well, that's a tricky one. [deleted] is just you one month later.

im still gonna be here in a month

Depends on what Fate has in store.

Thats both ominous and not ominous

the ability to make anyone who replies to this have to see trumps and bidens dicka

They're too small to see anyway, just not when you see them.

you still see it though

True. Still worse on your end tho.

i.mean, bidens dick kinda good though

Really?

Unlimited Imgflip points 🔥🔥

But you lose mod in all your streams

Dammit

You delete your account

Telepathy (mind reading and control)

Your brain gets amputated

So basically nothing changes

Speak every language in existence

You have no mouth

And i must scream (how tf am I supposed to speak without a mouth)

That's the joke

Ah ok

Thanks now i cannot unsee that 😁

Video Game Abilities (based on things like the fandom I've had the most activity in, character I've made the most art for, etc.)

500 ping lag with it all

Gosh darn it!