What the fuсk did you just fuсking say about me, you wee jonkler? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Balatro University, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs on the gold stakes, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in discard strategy and I'm the top straight player in the entire English localisation. You are nothing to me but just another joker. I will hanged man you the fuсk out of my deck with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth card, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me at the game over screen? Think again, jerker. As we speak I am assembling my secret circus of +mult across the shop and your chips are being scored right now so you better prepare for the flames, fool. The flames that wipes out the pathetic wee thing you call your blind. You're fuсking scored, jim. I can get any hand, anytime, and I can score you with over e700 chips, and that's just with my high card. Not only am I extensively trained in high card builds, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Red Seal Steel Kings and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable small blind off the face of the poker table, you wee jurkner. If only you could have known what unholy immolation your wee """"clever"""" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have shut your fuсking The Mouth. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're getting debuffed, you go***mn buffoon. I will shit my spare trouser all over and they will drown in it. You're fuсking scored, jimbo.
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