He's just toying with me

Been there. 🙁

Dad be like…

Pull a Homer Simpson and make your lotto tickets the same numbers as your fortune cookie.

I don’t know how it works with powerball but on scratch offs they do this on purpose

Yes , I played for free all summer s couple of years ago , either winning free tickets or getting my own money back

The true pain of the world is being so close, yet so far