Don’t even bother saying “I’ll die”, I already wrote a way to survive

He gonna taste india and shii so he’ll spit us out

That’s another way

1. Cover the earth in licorice. This will trigger the monster’s gag reflex and make it eat earth slower.
2. Re-elect Donald Trump. This will massively increase the egg prices, and since a lot of food is based on eggs, Earth will become to expensive, and the monster will have to find another planet.

"Yknow what else is massive..?

𝘐 𝘢𝘮 𝘢 𝘣𝘰𝘵, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘸𝘢𝘴 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘥 𝘢𝘶𝘵𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺. 𝘍𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘤𝘵 imgflip.com/user/32-Bit "

sybau 🥀

Dude u turned racist at the most random time it's funny

call geramn

summon fatass

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