What did X do?

only 8? ha! anyone could do that

anakin killed an entire school

So two Murderin' Mikes?

No, Murderin' Mike and Murderin' Mario

Pathetic, Gege Akutami killed thousands

And Mario stole my liver and got away with it

Mario screwed up my plumbing by thinking whacking the pipes with a hammer bigger than his head would fix it.

and then he tried to jump down one of them as if it would teleport him to a faraway location

And then he got put in a psychiatric hospital when they found him with shrooms.