muahaha >:3

Dih

I'm gonna steal your virginity since you stole my temp

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I stole my mom's happiness when I was born. She wanted to be a brain surgeon, and she almost got the career of her dreams. Then I came along and I almost died multiple times. She was so afraid for my life she quit and started working from home to watch me.

I'm so emo and angsty 👅👅👅🦄🦄

(This is all true btw)