This looks accurate asf

LMFAOOO

You better hide your coins and don't overdo the glow

Im a first rate dasher every vid is feature length

(too early, but OK)
My dedication's epic and my knowledge is my strength

ive been hella legendary since this game is in my hands

Now my mythical tales are told across the Dashlands

All the GD players put your hands up!

you call yourself a pro while you play on your phone

I spray bars on your girl, that's why they call me Cologne!

i won't argue.