DEMOCRATS WHEN THEY FIRST HEARD ABOUT THE MINNESOTA CATHOLIC SCHOOL SHOOTING; "Please, please, please be a white, straight, male Republican! In a MAGA hat! Please God, let it be a racist white dude we can exploit for the midterms!"; AND WHO THE CATHOLIC SCHOOL SHOOTER ACTUALLY TURNED OUT TO BE (AGAIN); "Why yes, I identify as a woman! You should worship me too!"