if being unemployed was a job, I'd have a job since I'm normally unemployed, but because I have a job now, I'd no longer be unemployed, losing my job, and now because I lost my job, I'd be unemployed again, and because I have a job now, I'd no longer be unemployed, losing my job, and now because I lost my job, I'd be unemployed again, and because I have a job now, I'd no longer be unemployed, losing my job, and now because I lost my job, I'd be unemployed again, and because I have a job now, I'd no longer be unemployed, losing my job, and now because I lost my job, I'd be unemployed again IT JUST GOES ON FOREVER