TRUMP TELLS STUNNED REPORTER THAT HE KNOWS HE'S A LOW MAN ON THE 'HEAVEN' TOTEM POLE; No heaven for you Donald. I've made sure that you will spend eternity in hell, sitting on a bed of hot coals while looking at pics of Gov. Newsom and Melania making out. BUT IF HE CAN MAKE PEACE DEALS AND SAVE 7,000 PEOPLE A WEEK, HE'S SURE HE'LL BE WELCOMED INTO HEAVEN
