"So basically, we go on this electric box, use a screen of light, and, uh..."

“So basically you have to draw a character of choice with their asshole exposed to the entire camera”
“The fuсk are you talking about”
“Nevermind”

This goes the same for anything on a computer but you HAD to make it about porn

It's the first thing I thought of

now just wait till you get to the furry aspect of that

Nah they'd chain a rock to me and drop me to the bottom of the ocean

they made the french queen give birth publicly so I don't think it would be that shocking to him

"Ok, so you know how the French queen gave public birth?"
"Yeah"
"Now imagine that as a drawing or video"
"What the hell"

perfect