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"Vladimir Putin said something, one of the most interesting things. He said, uuuhhh,"; Not off to good start if you're trying to figure out
what lie you're going to tell in the moment. "'your election was rigged because you have mail-
in voting.' He said, 'mail-in voting every election.'"; Putin? The guy with a vested interest in sowing chaos
in American politics wants to help iron out the U.S.
electoral process? Really? "He said, 'no country has mail-in voting;'"; Well that's a flat out lie simply by virtue of your
own preamble... "'it's impossible to have mail-in voting and have
honest elections' -and he said that to me."; Yeah... still the same guy with the vested interest
in sowing chaos in U.S. politics. "It was very intri- 'cause we talked about 2020 He said 'you won that election by so much.'"; Sure he did, bud. "And that's how he got -he said, 'and if you would have won,'"; Wait, did you win the election or didn't you?
Pick a lane, bro. "'we wouldn't have had a war.'"; Except you've been in office for 7 months and if you
being in the Oval Office was the determining factor,
Putin would have packed up and gone home back
in February. "'You'd have all these millions of people alive
now instead of dead.'"; Uh-huh... that's generally what is meant by the word "alive."; "And he said, 'and you lost it because of mail-in voting.'"; So you did, in fact, lose in 2020... "It was a rigged election, but mail-in voting, Sean."; Oh yeah, nothing says "I'm totally not lying my ass"
off like that chin-tuck...
