I had a nightmare last night that I was stuck in a nightclub toilet and when I tried to exit the door only opened back at the other side of the same room. Then a bunch of clowns came rushing in playing disco music and flashing lights over their heads and chased after me. They all tripped me up and started tickling me whilst reapeating the phrase 'purple burglar alarm' in a squeaky and their eyes started glowing purple. I'm so legit confused and thought it was so funny that I woke myself up laughing.