but they all kinda fine and the Kardashians are super ugly

Bruh i would, but my family goes to church with me so i can't.

But i did start going at a different time, because for some reason Catholic churches do mass 3 times on Sundays, so i just go to the 11:30 AM mass while they go to the 10:00 AM.

It's more peaceful going on my own, and i most of the time get a pew mostly to myself. (Do y'all call the seats "Pews"?)

No the pee is WHERE THEY PREACH

So the thing inside the red circle is where they do the readings, the final reading is always from one of the gospels, and only the Priest (Pastor) or the Deacon will read the gospel, then when the gospel is done being read then the priest or the deacon will do the Homily (Preaching), then after all of that stuff then the priest and deacon will move to the alter which is in the blue circle, which is where they will then do the sacraments, which is where the bread and wine then turns into Jesus's body and blood (Which i get why people find that extremely hard to believe, but i do).

The pews are where everybody else sits during mass, they are pretty much really long benches. I think i have only been to a protestant church once during their mass (Or if they have a different word for mass), and they have some differences, such as the music, which i sometimes prefer at protestant churches, but it depends on how it is done. The people at protestant churches also seem a lot more social compared to catholic churches.

Do you have any other differences i left out, or things i may have missed? I have been getting into the differences between the different churches and all of that.

Nah it seems pretty legit, I've actually been to a church like that before. And my great grandpa's funeral was held at one that looked like that.

Is that Mary and Joseph on the sides of the cross?

I can tell the one to the left is supposed to be Mary. The one on the right should be Joseph, but i can't tell from that distance.

A lot of Catholic churches have Mary in it and different saints so we can remember them, then of course Jesus is the one that's supposed to stick out the most and is always right above the altar.

Some protestants don't like it when a crucifix has Jesus still nailed to it because "He isn't on the cross anymore", so i always jokingly say "Well, Jesus isn't a baby anymore, so might as well take him out of your Nativity set." I am pretty sure that we leave him on the cross because we celebrate his death because he loves us so much that he died for our sins, so we leave him up there. I have been to this one church a few times where there is the cross, but Jesus is floating off of it which is pretty cool.

Damn that's crazy 😂 he ain't a baby no more

I heard that Mary was the best of all the saints because apparently she never sinned because that's the requirement apparently to give birth to Jesus, but there's no proof in the Bible of that. Also she yelled at Jesus when she shouldn't have when he was in the temple for three days as a kid, and Jesus never sinned before.