im seriosly the only guy in the whole school to care about this

20,000 years ago New York City Central Park was covered with 15,000 feet of polar ice cap. Evidence of this is glacial striations in exposed boulders in Central Park. That is settled science.

Are you going to tell me all that ice melted because cavemen were driving Hummers?

You should be more concerned about things that will affect your life negatively sooner than climate change ever might.

You’re the generation that will have to pay off a $37 trillion and growing national debt. The current national debt is $323,000 per taxpayer.

Trust me, you don’t want to live through hyperinflation.

Are you seriously gonna care more about money than the world? I'm tired of 90-degree summers!

The world’s OK. The country’s finances are not.

But the world isn’t gonna be ok in the future! Your great great great great grandchildren are gonna be very angry at ya

The world has been warming and cooling on its own for a long time with no man-made input. Long-term warming and cooling trends go through cycles affected by volcanoes, astronomical events and the Milankovitch cycles.

The 1883 explosive eruption of Krakatoa volcano in the Pacific lowered global temperatures a couple degrees. The effects were felt worldwide. But lo and behold the earth warmed back up.

You have been lied to.