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What Would You Do In This Situation ?

What Would You Do In This Situation ? | TERRIBLE ANSWERS ONLY PLEASE | image tagged in asleep,fish lips,what to do,wrong answers only,dark humour | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
445 views 10 upvotes Made by SardineYoghurt 3 weeks ago in Dark_humour
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5 ups, 3w,
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I would take a pic and upload to it imgflip
2 ups, 3w,
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Sadly not my pic ... I still uploaded it though ! 😄
2 ups, 3w,
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She's dreaming of DIC-
1 up, 3w,
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DIC - Disseminated intravascular coagulation is a condition in which blood clots form throughout the body, blocking small blood vessels. Symptoms may include chest pain, shortness of breath, leg pain, problems speaking, or problems moving parts of the body. As clotting factors and platelets are used up, bleeding may occur ... Or did you mean Dick ?
1 up, 3w,
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I learned something new
0 ups, 3w
No problem 😁
1 up, 3w,
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The second one
0 ups, 3w
😄
3 ups, 3w,
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3 ups, 3w
She is a subliminal message ! 😯
2 ups, 3w
Get up 😈
2 ups, 3w,
1 reply
throw food into her mouth like a basketball
1 up, 3w
I would recommend satsumas !
2 ups, 3w,
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Wonder why she glued hotdogs to her lips
1 up, 3w
Misguided ideas of fashionable ?
2 ups, 3w,
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Prick the lips with a needle and watch it deflate.
3 ups, 3w,
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Do it ! Maybe she would fly around the cabin ? 😈
3 ups, 3w,
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It'd leak like a popped blister.
2 ups, 3w
Ewww ! 😲
2 ups, 3w,
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Finally found her.
Let's go home honey.
You got some JOBS to do.
1 up, 3w
Did you 'Zing' at the sight of her ? How romantic ! 😍
1 up, 2w,
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Swipe my fingers across her face and then put my little green army men in the trenches left in her makeup.
1 up, 2w
That's very weird 👍
1 up, 3w
Hulk smash
1 up, 2w,
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rub tthe cabe >:)
1 up, 2w,
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cable i mean
0 ups, 2w,
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Careful now, her ear plugs might fall out !
1 up, 2w,
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i am gona wake her up muehehehe
0 ups, 2w
Gently ... I hope 😉
1 up, 5d,
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Put a sausage in her mouth and see if she eats it
0 ups, 5d
Or she swallows it whole ?
1 up, 3w,
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gun
1 up, 3w,
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What sort of 'gun' ?
1 up, 3w,
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An oozi 😉
1 up, 3w,
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Answer 1: A good gun for home defence, but how would you get it on the plane ?
Answer 2: What is oozing ?
Where is it oozing from ?
What is it oozing into ?
2 ups, 3w,
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How many Brits are packing an uzi in their homes today 😅
3 ups, 3w,
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Was it actually an uzi, or a mac11? The amount of people that get those messed up is insane
2 ups, 3w
The Mac11 is junk, so hope they buy those
1 up, 3w,
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From memory, it was a 9mm Mini Uzi
1 up, 2w
nice
3 ups, 3w
Whenever I hear the word Uzi, I cannot help remembering Arnie ordering a list in the gun shop.
I have fired one 30 years ago but it was the mini semi-automatic version you could buy in the UK then. The only home defence today is either a dog or a cricket bat - I sadly don't have either 🙁
1 up, 2w,
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i would say an uzi is actually terrible for home defense since they are extremely expensive and hard to maintain.
1 up, 2w,
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The gun store owner from Terminator might disagree
0 ups, 2w,
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only because he will get more money from ya😉
0 ups, 2w,
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If you've seen the film, that didn't happen 😱
1 up, 2w,
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i did but all i remember is naked arnold
1 up, 2w
When it's wash day tomorrow and you've got nothing clean
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