You are one year closer to death.

every year i age 2 more are added to my lifespan

aging is losing years of your life
so you cant call it aging

fine every year my lifespan extends by 2

Your suffering is never ending.

Thanks

My bday is in 6 days can't wait to be 1 year closer to death...

Yeah being closer to death is actually good... Really good...

Can’t be 1 year closer to death if it’s tomorrow