What could the context possibly be

Very Evil Man, The Evilest of All Men

Let's talk about that last one.

lets talk about the second to last one

How does one go from "Cheat On Your Girlfriend" to "Kill Animals"? Also, why are they phased like commands? Like they're telling you to go do it?

me using this imge as my daily evil checklist

You only get three activities from it.

you only need three
im evil not a 40 year old mother of 4

Oh, that makes sense!