The Whisker Demon

Bwahahahaha! 😼

A hairball in the carpet? I tend to find them squishing up between my toes.

I meant on plus I always have on cabin socks because I have cold feet. It especially sucks when ya just washed them and step in one or in barf or a dingleberry or get out of the shower and step in it since leaving them in front of doors is a favorite pastime of felines throughout time.

Mine likes to barf right in front of the toilet! Drives me mad! It's dark and I don't have time to clean it up before I'd pee my pants in the morning! Ack!!!! Barefoot or in socks, it's maddening!!!!!!!!!!

My Bombay pukes his hairballs up often on the loveseat where I sit to pray at night or on the bed on handmade quilts or on the carpet then find a sock to "bury it" with. Bombay & giant snowshoe/Tonk cat have had a hierarchy battle over the bathroom litter box for years. Cole, the Bombay, vertical pees in the box since it has a high back because Big Boy, then snowshoe/Tonk tries to bat him away from eating so he can take bites out of each bowl like he's the owner of them. Not aggressively but it bugs Cole. Cole used to leave but now keeps eating but finds it obnoxious so he claims the bathroom litter box as his. big Boy doesn't like that he claims that box so he intentionally pees all up in the front so the litter barely clumps and moves much of the litter over it and Cole then vertical pees to mark "his" box along the inside and back which often goes over the side onto the tile floor. Big Boy likes to kick the litter out to "bury it" or get used tissues from the trash to soak it up. Neither can boss the Turkish Angora whose name is Max & the resident 14 yr old boss. max leaves his pee & turds there for Big Boy to bury while he watches. Cole walks away because he was separated from his mother too young & doesn't grasp many cat cues. Angora often loos at me as if I should bury it. Big Boy also enjoys poop near the edge which often goes onto the floor.

I don't know why there are so many videos and jokes about cats not liking their human companions....the drama is between the cats. Oh, goodness, can there be drama. My recent addition does this passive aggressive stuff...he thinks he is winning until I squirt him with water. He's one that poops just at the opening of the litter box so no one else uses it. And he lays in the window, blocking the only route to the communal food dispenser. He makes out that he's enjoying the sun...yeah, right. I think 3 cats are the magic number. Two is too few and more than 3 is drama.
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Lol...I forgot about the trick of burying the barf with a lost sock...lol!!