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3 lost aliens and a random ass human try to find spaceship parts while also dealing with the fact there is a mad scientist trying to genetically mutilate said aliens to turn them into power sources

I'm not that good at finding stuff so I'd probably just try to hold that mad scientist off until the aliens can repair their ship and leave earth safely

Plasma water drinking contest

how much water (id probably win though)

5 gallons

nvm id probably just explode (the human stomach can't physically hold that all in)

pov: theres a pipe bomb stuck up your ass but you can’t get it out without setting it off

Kinky

would it go off after or while I'm pulling it out?

after you pull it out

I'd probably pull it out and just throw it as far away as I can before it goes off

Surge beating up collective shout members

idk what that is

Surge or collective shout?

idk either

Surge came from the IDW sonic comics, and collective shout are a bunch of clowns who hate fun

prolly just break up the fight I guess (lame ass response, I know)

earth is going to get vaporized by the sun's supernova in 1 day, spaceships are evacuating the planet, but you dont have the credentials to board a ship

id ask elon musk if we can escape the planet together using one of his and in return I'm his unpaid servant for the rest of my life. I don't know anything better, but it's better than just dying.

You join a bunch of ecoterrorists and accidentally wind up in a world saving quest to defeat a twink with a god complex summoning a meteor

probably the same as what I told dr house, I actually have no clue

:(

Ww1

am I fighting or just trying to survive?

A civilian

well assuming I can't leave the city, I'd probably start by building a secret bunker and I guess gathering what I need and only what I need to survive like food water, and also a few sets of clothes id just switch between

The Mexia Supermarket Incident but it has been held in legal limbo with copyright infringement. Instead of it sitting for 3 months, it now sits for 6 monthz, doubling the biohazard.

You are one of the hazmat cleaners of the building. What do you do?

probably just ask chatgpt I don't know :/

It's fine,
I just really like supermarket biohazards

Months*

I'm not memeus