Kinda related, but one year for Halloween my brother tried to look for a skeleton costume at Spirit Halloween (Basic ah costume), and he found one and gave it to our mom so she could buy it, and after a second, she realized it said "Skeleboner", and she then realized it had a giant p**is and made my brother put it away.
And on that same day, my sister said she saw a p**is costume right next to the kids section.