I KILLED SOMEONE TODAY!!! (no I actually didn't, I just needed your shirt attention span ass to LISTEN)

Average chat speed on a slow day in 2023:

Yeah true but I mean c'mon like 2 of my posts got sent to the Minecraft end because of ts

Slowest chat speed of 2022:

I KNOW.

The most unusually agonizingly painfully slow chat speed of 2021:

IIIIII KNOOOOOOOOOW

The most slowest chat speed in a hypothetically, standardly deviated, absurd scenario based on the speed of chat in 2020:

NO!!!!!

Shirt attention span

I'ma be the one giving you vicodin bro.

Get over here.

I only trust the vicodin that has crystal blue meth in it

No

You just say no to everything in a futile attempt to ragebait me because you hate me and then you proceed to deny it

Aka Mr.Smiles mean arc

No I don’t

Short*

Aug